broccoli

AVA: Mom! I ate broccoli at our school party today! I dipped it in this white stuff called ranch dip they had and it tasted just like chips!

Mom: You ate broccoli? Great! You were dipping it in ranch dressing. Do you know how many times dad and I have tried to get you to dip broccoli or anything in ranch? :)

Ava: This was NOT ranch, it was DIP!

Dad: Ava, it was ranch dip. It's pretty much the same thing as dressing.

Ava: NO! You guys are wrong!

Ava: 2 minutes later (with an eye roll) Mom! I just can't BELIEVE that you haven't known that I've loved broccoli ALL my life!!!